my follower count drops faster than my grades and that’s saying something
assassination: a nation that is sassy
QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER
the funniest thing about this website is when you see someone saying something really thoughtful and serious and you look up and the person’s url is like fistmesquidward
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
is the “anon world” even still a thing…like…??
we all have flaws mine is that I look better than all of u
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
wow your opinion sucks. here why don’t you take mine
we all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post
*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*