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marbleslab:

my follower count drops faster than my grades and that’s saying something

hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

ladywarhol:

the funniest thing about this website is when you see someone saying something really thoughtful and serious and you look up and the person’s url is like fistmesquidward 

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

is the “anon world” even still a thing…like…??

geodude:

we all have flaws mine is that I look better than all of u

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

cyberrghetto:

ॐ cyberspace princess ॐ
acceptvnce:

pikkon:

i can’t breathe

LMFAO

this

dutchster:

wow your opinion sucks. here why don’t you take mine

this

we all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*